COCKEYED

Definition

1. adjective turned or twisted toward one side. — synonyms: askew, awry(p), lopsided, wonky, skew-whiff
2. adjective so unreasonable as to invite derision. — synonyms: absurd, derisory, idiotic, laughable, ludicrous, nonsensical, preposterous, ridiculous
3. adjective very drunk. — synonyms: besotted, blind_drunk, blotto, crocked, fuddled, loaded, pie-eyed, pissed