GOOSE

Definition

1. verb pinch in the buttocks.
2. verb prod into action.
3. verb give a spurt of fuel to.
4. noun web-footed long-necked typically gregarious migratory aquatic birds usually larger and less aquatic than ducks.
5. noun a man who is a stupid incompetent fool. — synonyms: fathead, goof, goofball, bozo, jackass, cuckoo, twat, zany
6. noun flesh of a goose (domestic or wild).